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Are we ready to wade into a chat about Arizona?

Posted on May 2, 2010 at 5:30 AM by Alan Sitomer

Are we ready to wade into a chat about Arizona? In case you hadn’t heard, immigration has been an issue on their voters’ minds as of late.

Let’s see if I can try to at least introduce what is going on without inserting any incendiary personal opinions into the conversation at this point.

Then again, do I really need to? Look at what the Wall Street Journal tells us is going on.

Arizona Grades Teachers on Fluency
State Pushes School Districts to Reassign Instructors With Heavy Accents or Other Shortcomings in Their English

So what this means is, if I have this correct, is that (I pinched this line from the Huff Post): “the Arizona Department of Education has told schools that teachers with “heavy” or “ungrammatical” accents are no longer allowed to teach English classes.”

Can someone please define what an “ungrammatical” accent is for me?

Face it, this thing is going all the way to the Supreme Court.

The law, which makes it a misdemeanor to be in the United States without proper documents and allows law enforcement officers to stop anyone and demand proof of citizenship, was signed by Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer last week.

Jan Brewer has been portrayed as a Nazi and she’s been portrayed as a governor who is right-minded about her approach to immigration policy.

All I know is, if they start going around checking English teachers for ungrammaticalisms, I be thinking me’s might have to start proofing the blog I write for for much more better grammaticalistic correctness than I already has tried to do.

God forbid…

Posted on April 30, 2010 at 5:00 AM by Alan Sitomer

God forbid we talk about God.

God forbid we talk about the bible.

God forbid we talk about politics.

God forbid we talk about homosexuals.

God forbid we talk about the war.

God forbid we talk about immigration.

God forbid we talk about pornography.

God forbid we talk about race.

God forbid we talk at all.

That way, we can all slink back into our comfy little corners self-assured that our own opinions are the right opinions and then, when people do not agree with our opinions, we can resort to violence to solve what might have been resolved through dialogue… if only we were willing to, God forbid, talk.

People baffle me.

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