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Kids Must Taste Academic Fun.

Posted on November 5, 2011 at 8:44 AM by Alan Sitomer

I was asked be be the guest blogger for the International Reading Association (IRA) last week. This is a reprint of my esteemed literary contribution.

Time for a Pop Quiz. Question: What do you called kindergarten without art or music?

Answer: High school.

(All right, all right, if you said middle school, it’s worth half-credit.)

Now to some of us the little Q & A above delivers a small chuckle. However, to others it represents a brutal reality. The fact is schools are bludgeoning today’s kids with flavorless, sanitized, exuberant-less content nowadays – more so than we ever have ever done before– and too many classrooms are plagued by a contagion of joylessness in the pursuit of standardized, homogenized ideals.

Me, if I ever get a chance to dictate our nation’s educational policy, I am going to bring back that extra-cheesy, covered in orange grease, stored under the heat lamp, pepperoni pizza I used to be able to scarf down at lunchtime (you know, the slices that got thrown under the bus by the politically correct helicopter moms who wanted their little angels to eat tree bark and locally grown organic berries for mid-day nutrition) and mandate that the first and foremost rule of educational policy – particularly when it comes to advancing literacy skills – is that KIDS MUST TASTE ACADEMIC FUN! That’s right, I believe in the power of joy to bring out the best in student work and learning.

Now stay with me here because no, I am not about to kick rigor to the curb. And no, I do not think that “fun” represents the penultimate aspiration for teaching and learning. And bzzp, my proposal does not warrant a lowering of scholarly expectations, either. In fact, I think the contrary. Extensive experience has shown me that students who enjoy their studies will learn more than students who don’t give a poop. (Note: I can back that up with hard research for all the data wonks out there.)

Indeed, it’s time we collectively go to bat more officially for the power of joy as it relates to learning. Why? Well, to paraphrase a semi-famous theater hack, “Let me count the ways”.

1) The vice grip approach of turning the screws on low performing students through a drill-n-kill line of attack on elevating skills is contributing to America’s egregious drop out rate and exacerbating the Achievement Gap it actually aims to alleviate. That’s right, our current methodology is creating more of the problems we are supposedly purporting to solve. Really, who does that? (Note: Feel free to fill in your own snarky government/big corporation/family relative’s name here __________________ ).

2) Making learning a pleasurable experience requires no more cost than making learning a tedious one… except that it learns the little ones a whole lot better. See, joy, smiles and delight in school are free. (Not to mention highly effective.) This is key these days because when you look at how the budget cuts have decimated our classroom supplies, eviscerated our nation’s librarians and levied a full frontal assault on every corner of education in our country, creatively solving problems with a sober recognition of the fact that “there ain’t no money” requires all of us to use the tools we do have instead of complaining about all of the tools we do not.

3) Have you done your professional reading? Readicide, The Book Whisperer, The Reading Zone, Making the Match, What’s the Big Idea?, Teaching Literacy for Love and Wisdom… I could go on and on.

4) Have we forgotten that the ultimate goal of education is not to be able to bubble in a correct A, B, C, or D answer choice on a standardized test? Sure, the loons who make policy may have lost their goofy minds by over-emphasizing the information which can be gleaned from bubble test scores and then making political hay with cherry-picked information to advance their own personal ambitions, but that doesn’t mean that those on the front lines need to forget that we are dealing with real kids. REAL PEOPLE. The kind who live, eat, breathe and come to our classrooms starving for a meaningful human connection to their school work. In fact, this is why I became a YA author in the first place – to write books that reached real kids. Through humor. Through drama. Through the ageless art of telling salient, “Whoa did I dig that” stories. And what’s my great “here’s how you, too, can learn to reach real kids” secret? Well, understanding that today’s kids are reachable is a good start. (Plus, caffeine helps as well, he added as his left eyelid twitched.)

Fifthly – if that’s even a word – kids like to learn. That’s not a misprint; that’s a fact. And if you don’t know this about today’s young people I’d suggest that you do not know much about today’s students at all. It’s like a great fisherman once said, “You don’t bait the hook with what the fisherman likes; you bait the hook with what the fish likes.” Kids will read. Kids will write. In fact, it could be argued that today’s students are actually doing more reading and writing than any generation prior. (But since we devalue the digital literacy component in the world of academia… okay, okay, I’ll save this tangent for another blog post.)

Now it’s time for points 6 through 2,867 which can best be summarized by connecting a few dots. Fun leads to joy. But fun is like sugar, the high quickly wears off and the need for something more substantive arises. This is where meaningfulness, relevance, accessibility and challenge come into play. This is also where depth, breath, scope and purpose come in. This is also where a sense of self-direction, self-discipline and hard work factor in as well. Kids will do the work hard for objectives they find meaningful (Can anyone say, “Boys who game?”) but they will not do so simply because the task has been legislated. Without a doubt today’s students are eager to grow, learn, give a great effort and demonstrate their aptitudes in mind-blowing ways if they are internally motivated to do so. But if they’re not, they won’t. Reality is a cold beast. Like it or not, smiles, fun, joy and personal fulfillment matter.

BTW, if you require more reading on the subject, check out Drive, Switch, or the thoughts of Sir Ken Robinson. Indeed, they may have killed the orange-oiled pepperoni pizza in our halls of academic but if we let them kill the fun, they will have ripped out our entire soul. And none of us will be the better for it.

What to do when you feel blue.

Posted on August 6, 2011 at 9:09 AM by Alan Sitomer

Doing keynotes speeches has become big part of my life. Really, it’s not something I ever planned for but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I enjoyed it. Simply put, there’s a rush to be had from addressing crowds that can be as big as a few thousand. And since I only take on “events” where I think I can actually do well, serve the needs of the audience and genuinely be a contributor to this world (this is my litmus tests for accepting invitations to speak or do PD; it’s born from my personal mission statement to both provide meaning and find meaningfulness in the work that I do) well… it’s blossomed into a growing area of my life.

But the travel gets hard.

Fly enough and you are bound to look up and loathe the airlines. I am not a physically big person at all and yet, I often feel cramped. Plus, most domestic airlines really operate their business with a herding cattle mentality (despite their propaganda and platitudes; although some are much worse than others) and our countries fleet of airplanes are often old, crossing through airport security is often tedious and after the high of interacting with scores and scores of people, a long journey home on a late-night flight that’s been delayed, can actually swing the pendulum of your emotions in the opposite way and the whole experience can demoralize you a bit.

And when the airplane smells like dirty baby diapers as soon as you board, as it did yesterday after I gave a keynote speech to thousands in Mississippi that was truly a rockin’ home run of an event, it’s easy to get a bit blue.

Theoretically, there’s an answer for what to do when you turn blue. And that answer is, go do something nice for someone else. Putting your own (self-absorbed) issues aside and just simply seeing if you can bring a small bit of joy into someone else’s life is often the antidote when it comes to feeling down.

It’s like “Shoot, I am absolutely worthless to myself right now but hey, maybe I can be of some value to someone else.” If you can find a way to be of value to someone else the collateral benefit is often that you yourself will feel a little bit better.

But when you are feeling blue and cramped and have the scent of smelly baby diaper in your nostrils after having woken up at 3:45 am (according to my California body time clock; 6:45 on the east coast) and are now staring at a cross country flight on a plane that is packed to 100% capacity, well… screw humanity. That’s my mantra.

And then I saw my neighbor on the flight. A dad. Bout my age. With two kids, I’d guess 9 and 7, and one iPad. They were firing up Shark Week for the kids to watch. Unfortunately, however, they only had one set of headphones. Frustration quickly set in for my neighbors.

And in my bag I had an earphone splitter. So what did I do, I leaned over and hooked him up.

It was about as small as an act of generosity as a person could commit. And really, to even give myself props for having done this stretches the credibility of even using the word kindness to describe my actions.

But wow was dad appreciative. And so were his kids. Plus, as it turns out, we were flying back to L.A. he’s a big movie producer and I think he’s going to buy the rights to turn NERD GIRLS into a feature length film.

Okay, that last part is bull puckeys. He was just a dad and I got nothing from the interaction.

Nothing except an improved mood. As it turns out, my flight ended up being not so dreadful.

Why? Because all that stuff always exists solely between your ears.

Riffin’ on Writin’

Posted on May 8, 2011 at 5:00 AM by Alan Sitomer

The other day I realized that I’ve been writing for over 30 years. And I have been studying the art of writing for over 25 of them. And now that I am at a place where I am a professional writer (I’ve fulfilled publishing contracts for 16 different projects and am currently working on more) I’ve come to the very dangerous conclusion that, “By goodness, I gotta kinda know some stuff by now, don’t I?”

Well, despite scores of written work that might prove evidence to the contrary, I’ve decided that a cool little project for me would be to kind of riff for the next few months on, well, writing.

See, my own writing education was piecemeal. Mostly, it was self-directed even though I majored in English in college and took a boatload of Creative Writing classes, as well. I’ve read scores of books on writing and yet, I still read new ones all the time. Why? Cause even if I can just find one nugget in a $17.95 book that illuminates something about the craft for me in a way which can benefit my work, I consider that a steal. (Often, however, I gotta admit, there are a lot of charlatans out there selling “How to Be a Writer” books which pretty much shock me in their lack of quality.)

But one universal thing I believe all writers encounter once they become published is that we are asked by folks, well, “How do I become an author?”

I figure I should frame some kind of answer to that. Will it be “the” answer? No way. Will it be a good answer? I certainly hope. But I do think there is something there, a quilt to be fashioned from all the patches I’ve absorbed over all the years I’ve been busting my own butt to learn how to do this.

Now, is everything teachable? Nah. Some cellists just know how to hit notes that others do not. (And I have to admit, when I see some of my favorite writers hit them and I realize that these notes are not in my own author bank, I get envious; but be who you are is also a really good lesson I’ve learned. Dystopian, futuristic fantasy, that’s not me. Character driven YA… much more in my wheelhouse.)

Yet, are there certain aspects which are teachable? Most definitely so. In fact, I don’t think one can ever discover they really have no talent for writing until they’ve been writing at the peak of their aptitudes for quite some time – and by that time, it’s usually too late to do something else anyway because most probably you will have already published a book (or 16 of them *wink-wink*).

So stay tuned, check back in, and feel free to take what’s worthwhile and junk the rest.

Riffing on Writing… methinks the time has come to set sail with this idea. Stay tuned.

It’s World Read Aloud Day

Posted on March 9, 2011 at 5:00 AM by Alan Sitomer

 Today is March 9th which means it is World Read Aloud Day.

And on this day, lots and lots of people are being asked, “What I would miss most if I could not read or write?”

Feel free to share you answer below. For me, the answer is, well, everything.

Reading and writing and writing and reading are the straws that stir my life’s drink. They literally are my life’s doorways.

They are the doorway to my income, they are the doorway to my entertainment, they are the doorway to s much of what I value. I’s literally an unanswerable question to me as the thing I would miss most if I could not read or write is the life I am currently living.

Reading and writing are inextricably interwoven into my life’s fabric. And I love it!

Hmm… will America ever be post-racial?

Posted on January 18, 2011 at 4:59 AM by Alan Sitomer

 Every year on MLK day, I always wonder if we, as a nation, have achieved the Dream of Dr. King?

And year after year, the answer still remains in this fuzzy grey area for me. In some ways we have.

– Obama is president. That certain speaks volumes. On the other hand, one African American rising to to the top does not a nation make.
– Restaurants, water fountains, restrooms, sports, schools and so on are no longer overtly segregated. On the other hand, I think it’s a stretch to say that racial segregation in the United States is dead.
– The content of a person’s character is a much more significant barometer of how we judge people today (IMHO). On the other hand, if people can sing, dance, run, throw, jump, or score, we seem to cut them a heck of a lot of “content of character” slack that would (once again, IMHO) baffle Dr. King.

Will America ever really be post-racial? I mean whenever I ask students these kinds of questions – especially minority students – many of them seem to think that things are almost as equally bad as they once were. I don’t agree on that front (things were clearly WAY worse for minorities in America 150 years ago) but that does not mean that things are not bad today as well.

Hmm… will America ever be post-racial?

“Who knows the answer to _________________ ?”

Posted on July 26, 2010 at 5:30 AM by Alan Sitomer

“Who knows the answer to _________________ ?”

Well, as a teacher, whenever I ask that question, don’t I already know who knows the answer to ____________ ? I mean, isn’t it all too often the same kid who knew the answer to ______________ yesterday and the answer to __________________ the day before that?

There’s a better way.

Who knows the answer?

Part 1: The answer as to which students deserve our school’s best teachers?

Posted on October 27, 2009 at 5:30 AM by Alan Sitomer

So I am going to try something new and pose a question. Here we go: Which students deserve our school’s best teachers?

Next I am going to answer the question. (One sec.., it’s coming.) And then I am going to explore this question over the course of the next 3 blog posts (it’s too long to dive into in just one post) as I have divided an argument for my answer into 3 parts.

And then, based on the comments, feedback, answers I get, I am going to see if I still arrive at the same answer I now currently believe after exploring the issue in the ning community and exploring a variety of it’s nooks and crannies.

And so, once again, back to the question: Which students deserve our school’s best teachers?

My answer is ALL our students deserve our best teachers. However, it’s not possible to provide every kid with the school’s best teacher. Not everyone can be best. Thus I will divide teachers into 3 broad categories.

  • Best teachers
  • Average teachers.
  • L’s (the L can stand for “Low” or “Lemons” – fill in your own mental blank).

Furthermore, I am going to divide students into 3 broad categories:

  • AP/Honors/Best
  • Middle Level/Average
  • Challenged/Low

(Note: please don’t hammer me on my political incorrectness – or political correctness – in this “naming of levels” for if I dwell on choosing names that won’t offend anybody across the nation I’ll never get to the more meaty issues in this discussion.)

And now, let me repeat the question again: Which students deserve our school’s best teachers?

And let me repeat my answer again. ALL of them do. But since this is simply not possible to achieve, let’s pretend I am a principal and I need to set up my school. Which teachers do I place with which students?

Here’s what is coming:

  • Part II: Why the “best” teachers are needed to be teaching the “best” students.
  • Part III: Why the “best” teachers are needed to be teaching the “middle level” students.
  • Part IV: Why the “best” teachers are needed to be teaching the “challenged” students.
  • Part V: A review of the discussion and a exploration of what I think I’d be forced to do if I were a principal trying to figure out which teachers to assigned to which classes.

Should be interesting – and exciting, controversial, spicy and thoughtful. I’m fired up.

All thoughts are welcomed.

Free SAT Prep for All and the Undeniable Impact of Having Cash to Prep for this Beast

Posted on October 14, 2009 at 5:30 AM by Alan Sitomer

It’s SAT season and if there is one thing about working in a Title 1 school, it’s that you get to witness a HUGE disparity when it comes to college test prep.

The fact is, those who can afford to take SAT test prep classes are wise to do so. And the parents of kids in upper-socio-economic communities understand the value of this which is why these test prep programs absolutely thrive. As for the parents in communities such as mine, well… they’d love to be able to offer their kids the best (I never doubt their desires to do so) but quite frankly, it’s exceedingly rare that they have the $1,000 (or even more; these classes cost big bucks) needed to spend on stuff like Kaplan, Princeton Review and what not.

I mean, check it out. Kaplan offers “Premier Tutoring for $3,999″. You think a kid with parents who can afford this kind of test prep for their child isn’t at a distinct and very real advantage over a kid who can’t even afford to sign up for the faceless, online test prep Kaplan offers for around $300 bucks?

If you know anything about the SAT, you know that before it’s a test of brains, it’s a test of strategy. Knowing when to guess. Knowing when to move on. Knowing how the test will be scored, knowing the “tricks” and “tips” and so on. To walk in cold without this knowledge is to set yourself up for having your clock cleaned. Parents with money can buy this “How to crack the test” knowledge for their kids (cracking the test is a big slogan in the test prep industry) while parents without cash are often left scrambling to even pay for the SAT registration fees.

It absolutely feeds into the conversation about social justice, iniquity in education and the Achievement Gap. Kids at my school simply cannot afford top quality test preparation and that puts them at a tremendous disadvantage when it comes to test time.

Like I said, and this is no secret, before the SAT is a test of one’s intellectual aptitude, it’s a test of one’s ability to know how to navigate the test in order to manipulate the scoring methodology to the test-taker’s best advantage.

This is also why I offer over 50 FREE pages of SAT prep on my website. Because I don’t believe money should be the reason that a kid can’t fare well on the SAT if they are willing to put in the elbow grease. Now, do I compete with a $4,000.00 price tag? Of course not. But I do empower people to have the ability to use some good ol’ fashioned “roll up their shirt sleeves and get to work” self-empowerment to even the playing field… and I do it at absolutely no charge.

That’s right…

  • No fee.
  • No sign up with your email and I’ll spam you to death for the next 1,000 years. (Trust me, I don’t have time.)
  • Just free as in free. All I am trying to do is level the playing field a bit.

Again, here’s the resource — click on the link on the left under Free Resources and pass it on.

Below are some tips for all test takers. (You can owe me the 4,000 smackers… LOL! But it is amazing how folks are just being absolutely FLEECED isn’t it? I mean why don’t our public schools, if the SAT is so important — and it certainly is for college bound kids — offer free SAT courses instead of allowing the corporate behemoths to drink from the wallets of the rich parents while the poor kids get shortchanged? Geesh!)

Tips ALL Students Must Know for Success on the SAT

  • Do NOT answer every question.
    • There is a PENALTY for guessing – if a question is too difficult, the best strategy is to move on and use your time to solve questions that are more within your reach.
    • NOTE: The #1 biggest pitfall of ALL students on the SAT is that they attempt to answer too many questions. Skipping super difficult problems is a very critical strategy for success.
  • Use the process of elimination.
    • Get rid of wrong answers. 80% of the answers are wrong on the test – wrong answers are much easier to identify because they are much more abundant.
  • Read the questions carefully.
  • Do not make assumptions. Answer what is being asked of you.
  • Identify “key” words.
    • Key words clue you in to correct answers. Context is critical to unlocking answers on the SAT.
    • Underline “key” information in the reading passages.
    • Studies show that one common theme of students who score well on the SAT is that they mark up their test with notes.
  • Refer back to the reading passages as needed.
    • Flipping back and forth on the critical reading section is a strategy.
  • Read each answer choice completely.
    • Don’t be afraid to re-read information (and test questions) to aid comprehension.
  • Do not be afraid of unfamiliar words.
    • Strive to get a feeling for unknown words and see if they have a sense of being positive, negative or neutral in tone. Use this knowledge to help “crack” the answer.
  • Know your grammar!

UNREAL! I was just given MORE BUBBLE TESTS to give my kids

Posted on June 3, 2009 at 5:30 AM by Alan Sitomer

Just when you think the bubble tests are over I get slammed with a bubble test that all my 9th grade students must take in order to “place them” in an appropriate 10th grade class.

70 questions. Passage upon passage of reading that is almost purposefully dry and needs a sense of prior knowledge of its historical context to appreciate… and what’s it going to show?

Zilch, if you ask me. I mean to give this kind of test to my kids right now is to beg them to simply Christmas tree the thing. Didn’t we just undergo a HUGE series of bubbles tests, the kind that shut down the entire school? And aren’t we but weeks away from the end of the year? And aren’t I about ragged about fighting with the higher-ups about the ridiculousness of these tests?

Are we over-testing? Geesh, we just got done with state tests, we we required to give district worksheet pre-tests as practice for the tests and now they want us to simply give these tests?

What the hell do they expect these tests to prove? Let me guess:

Our English Language Learners have low literacy skills. Check.
Our Gifted and Talented Kids overwhelmingly do not score in the “Highly Proficient” realm when standardized tests are given thus calling into question whether or not our “gifted” kids are really gifted. Check. (But if you know anything about G.A.T.E. one can be identified as G.A.T.E. as a result of aptitude in any number of modalities and just because a kid is wicked with visual puzzles doesn’t mean they are going to score off the charts in the grammar section of Bubbleville, U.S.A.)
Our district is struggling with how to do something to get the state off its back because we keep sliding lower and lower down the NCLB Dante Circle of Hell Scale since it seems we are a wee bit behind when it comes to having all of our kids be at “proficient level within the next 5 years” — so they are starting to turn the screws on us now. Check.
Our kids have absolutely no breaking point and if they do, we are going to find it so we know what not to do in the future. Check.
Our teachers? Oh they are just chimps-for-hire… it’s their job to simply do what they’re told. Check.

It’s freakin’ lunacy! And I stormed out of school ready to pop a blood vessel cause, of course, there was no notice given to me. There was no feedback sought about the sanity of this system. There was no input asked for whereby my opinion — or any other teacher’s — was courted to see how this might fly. I mean, what are we, chopped liver?

But these bubble tests were simply delivered to my door today with the mandate that they get administed so that kids could be properly placed in next year’s class sections.

Huh? Excuse me. A couple of questions? Are these tests the only criteria for their placement next year?
No answer.
If not, what weight do they hold?
No answer.
Are there other mitigating factors in determining who will be “placed” where?
No answer.
Who wrote this test?
A textbook company. That’s right, they simply copied it from one of the pre-packaged, corporate monsters that have their meathooks in our school’s wallets. Here’s question number 30.

The following question is not about the reading selection. Read and answer the question.

We borrow words as well as customs from other cultures. From the names of the Norse gods Odin, Thor, and Freya we get which words?
F) Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
G) origin, thirsty, frightened
H) alpha, beta, kappa
J) January, February, March

Like I said, this is just one of 70 questions. Anybody else think that there might be something wrong with this.
1) I taught absolutely NO Norse mythology this year.
2) Why do they use an F, G, H, J system. First of all, 99% of bubble tests use A,B,C, D and if you work with real kids, you know that to throw in F, G, H, J is to throw them for an unnecessary loop. Furthermore, why did they skip the letter I? Look at it, it goes F, G, H, J — it’s ridiculously and unnecessarily disconcerting.
3) Not even the teacher knows the answer. Burn me in the pyres of Odin but I don’t really have a freakin’ clue what the correct answer choice is — and I have a master’s degree in cross-cultural language arts. My 15 year old English Language Learners though, I am sure they are gonna nail this.
4) How much money did my school pay to this textbook company for these kind of resources again? And in light of the fact that a big percentage of our staff was laid off due to budget cuts, might we not be accused of financial imbecility?

Do I need to go on? About a thousand demoralizing questions popped up… and so, I left. I left school without even raising the issue.

Way too infuriating. Way to mindless. Way too cooked up in the ivory towers of people who do not really know what’s going on down on the ground floor. And no one even explained that we’d be giving this test to me face to face.

Then again, I can kinda see why? I mean would you want to be the one to tell me this is the program, now jump onboard and close your mouth please? That’s why they simply sent a student, an office T.A. with a pile of tests and answer sheets and absolutely no information at all so that if I dared to interrogate this kid, he’d legitamately know nothing.

Of course I snapped at him, “Who gave these to you?”

“I was just told to give these to you.”

“Who told you?”

“They did?”

“Who?”

“The front office.”

“Who?

“I dunno. They just told me to give you this.”

Yep, they sent a patsy!

Makes my blood boil. But of course I know where it came from. But that person got it from a person who is having the screws turned on them. And that person is having the screws turned on them. So in the midst of all this screw turning, stuff like this happens. “I mean we gotta do something, right?”

Aaarrggh!

And then, just when I thought all is lost, I came home to this email… and I calmed down.

Dear Mr. Sitomer,
I just received my copy of your newest book, The Secret Story of Sonia Rodriguez and felt compelled to write you to tell you not only how excited I am to read your newest book, but how much of an impact your books have had on hundreds of my students.
I am a middle school math and reading teacher in an low-income, high minority, industrial area of Denver, CO, called Commerce City. (Not much unlike the Commerce City in California.) I discovered your books 2 years ago when I was attempting to instruct quite possible the most reluctant readers on the planet. Since that time, I have purchased over twenty of your books and used them to convince hundreds of teenagers, especially boys, that reading in fact does not “suck.” Your stories more closely resemble my students’ lives and they are able to see themselves in the characters. I anticipate your new book will hit even closer to home for them.
I hope you continue to write for along time so that my students will always have something amazing to read.
Thank you for what you do,
Lacey S Taschdjian
Adams City Middle School
Commerce City, CO

Is it just me or is every teacher’s life one of mood swings from depression and I hate this shit! to Man, it’s great to do what I do, trying to help kids and other teachers… like every day of our professional lives?

Aaarrggh!! And to think that some people are on summer vacation and I am going through this right now. For those of us on staff still, we approaching the point of requiring medication.

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