In an attempt to branch out, I’ve decided that conquering thirst is my next big admirable aim. And thus I present Nerd Water: The Wetter Water.
Now I am not gonna say it makes students smarter, but there are no bubbles (a potential academic product without bubbles in this day and age? Now, that’s gotta be good for student learning, right?)
Plus, there are a whole host of things not in it, from gizzard veins to swine flu, we left those out.
So this weekend, if your thirst calls to you like a yodeler in short pants, reach for The Wetter Water, cuz nothin’ says H2O like a Nerd.